Swedish Deserts

-Thank you to my friend Ludwig/Raivis for making this-

Finland:

Is m’wife(husband) who loves me ever so much. He’s not as afraid of me as he use to. He doesn’t mind being called “wife” anymore. He’s usually loves being in my arms if we are just sitting on the couch watching TV and such. He usually calls me a “big teddy bear” to other people.

Iceland:

Someone who rather pleases me to annoy. Though, he usually revenges it by stealing my glasses(which is really not pleasant at all, I really can’t see) I usually don’t talk to him though, he usually discards me from the room.

Denmark:

Someone I have grown to dislike. He likes to annoy me and be loud and to friendly. The only time we get along is when the Nordics go out to drink. He whines and complains about me not liking him quite often. He also makes fun of the way I speak. He is rather shooken by my stare/glare for some odd reason.

Norway:

My best friend of the Nordics. He usually comes to me to talk to about issues(usually about Denmark or Iceland) Or he comes to me seeking background or secret information. Though, he still is my best friend, but he sometimes gives me the chills due to him being sensitive to spirits in any room at any given time.

Sealand:

My adopted son that I raise with m’wife, Fin. He normally finds me when he wants a piggy back ride or something childish like that. He calls me Dad and Finland momma due to the result of calling Fin m’wife.

Germany:

Probably one of the people I assosiate most with. We usually talk about work, personal every day life things, or anything else that catches our interest when we meet up. We don’t really argue, but when we do its small, and normally because he is louder and more demmanding sounding, he wins.

Prussia:

Probably the only con of being friends with Germany is Prussia. He likes to barg in at the wrong moments and he gets really put off by me. He fines me to quiet and much to serious. I don’t like him touching me, but he does it anyway.

Poland:

Actually gets on my nerves. He will talk on and on about random useless things to me and repeat the useless knowledge over and over again until it gives me a head ake. He does occasionally like to try to throw me, Denmark, Norway, and Finland into dresses. Me in a dress is the last thing anyone’s eyes will wish to see.

Lithuania:

A bit of a push around to me. He always seems nervous so I try to be calm and less, I don’t know, threating? around him. He likes to bottle up his emotions, and you can tell, so I’m normally the one to tell him to talk about it(whether it be with me or not is up to what it is about)

Latvia:

He tends to avoid me somewhat. He says I remind him to much of Russia. Like Lithuania I try to look less threatning around him hoping he will lighten up to me. Hes a nice kid but overly cautious it seems

Russia:

My drinking buddy, “tall buddy” more than anything. We both go out and drink more than all the Nordics going out drinking and Germans drinking combined. We probably have the most intense “bro hug” ever. A mixture of suffication and spine crushing. My buddy, my buddy.